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Re: Disney introduces new players and media cards

millipo10 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:31:49 -0000

Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet Porn

- During foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.

- His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.

- When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."

- Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."

- He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.

- Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.

- When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."

- You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.

- As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.

- During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"

- His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you... he pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.

Re: Disney introduces new players and media cards

millipo9 — Fri, 25 Dec 2009 09:30:55 -0000

A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness.

Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?"

Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life.

Without them we wouldn't be here."

Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said.

To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"

Re: Disney introduces new players and media cards

meganllooney — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 20:54:07 -0000

The Disney empire is coming up with some new projects and of course not without its golden boy Johnny Depp. The fourth disney acting auditions Pirates of the Caribbean movie is to be made and Johnny Depp will reprise his role as Captain Jack.